IM LAUGHIGN SO AHRD OH MY GOD
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
Posting my first selfie bc
This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice.
No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you
This is awesome
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
the next disney movie
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
How to get away with not drawing the other eye
you just shattered the fourth wall of art
"Nope", the anime.
Based on that hilarious text post.
[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys