It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
when somebody jokes about your insecurities
when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities
It’s a cute little thing though.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a LAMP
please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!
it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ
yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?
file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”
Wendy’s is fucking out of control.
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT
Death being a great motivator, again!
Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.